Trufax. I’d still be a virgin out this motherfucker. Wouldn’t know the first thing about vagina. I wouldn’t even talk to girls, B. I’d remain untouched until I got married.
“Come on babe. You’ll be fine. Just stick it in.”
“Nope. Fuck outta here, B.”
“You know I’ll be here for you if something happens.”
“Stop touching my penis please.”
“You know I love you.”
Nah, son. I want no parts of that shit.